Wow I am a fat bastard indeed! Okay so everyone read my last post on my birthday.... So I had a black out weekend that turned into an eight day pillaging of the land! I may have eaten everything in site.... And I may have enjoyed multiple gallons of sweet tea! So yesterday when I weighed in it was not pretty.... 319.6! I feel so frustrated with myself, but I really don't feel that bad - I knew all along what I was doing so I don't truly have anyone to blame but me... So I am not going to get all upset! But this morning when I put on my jeans they feel tight again! Isn't it amazing how 6 pounds can screw you up??? Last night was Plyometrics P90X and I was not able to do as much as I was able to do 2 weeks ago???? 6 pounds bootied me up! So I have a goal this week to lose that 6 lbs! On Monday 3/28 I want to be 313.6! I worked out hard yesterday and walked for a good bit, today I will walk during my lunch and work out hard and tonight KSTS and I are going biking! I am tired of my sluggish fatty mc fats a lot ways! So I am getting back with it! Now, I won't say I didn't enjoy my amazing birthday cake KSTS made! It was fantastic! Our meals dining out were quite amazing! Lots of pasta and cheese and fried things and ice cream and oh the sweet tea..... You know Friday morning I went by Chick-fil-a and got a sweet tea - the first sip when it hit my tongue and I rolled it around.... ecstasy.... I am not lying! Its like when an alcoholic talks about their first drink of the day and how good it fells and when they swallow it just warms them inside. Well, Chick-fil-a Sweet Tea is my whiskey! It is absolutely amazing! And every other sip is not quite as good as the first, but it is almost as good!

This morning I had a banana, fiber one bar, and water. For snack I have a fiber one bar. For lunch I have some frozen chili and pretzels. For PM snack I have a protein bar. Then for dinner I am not sure what KSTS and I will have. But it will be something not super fun... Now there will be a small piece of cake involved in tonight's dinner somewhere - KSTS is taking a cake decorating class and she has to bake a cake every Monday! So I was not allowed to slice into that bad boy last night, but she told me tonight when we give it to someone I can take a slice then!!!! So my day of not fun eating will be rewarded with a small slice of heaven! But you know what else is heavenly??? Pulling on my pants and not feeling squeezed into them.... So a little less cake and a lot more exercise is what I am in need of! Wish me luck! I sure do like when people leave me comments... hint HINT... Or if anyone would like to post something just send me an e-mail and I will post it for you! I mean I do have an ass load of readers so your thoughts will be posted for all the world to see!

Good selling my peeps! Good luck today! Keep battling the bulge! We must get rid of this sticky goo around our middles! One day (not to far off...) our government will start getting rid of the people in our society that are not producers! So unless you have a beautiful mind (ummm....) you better not be a drag to health care! I for one do not want someone else to euthanize me unless I want it! Good day kind sir! I said good day!